Cheer up

Feeling low, felling like crap,

Wondering what was your paap 1;

Thinking of all the things you did wrong,

Fuck it and listen to a cool song.

Dreaming of the guy who doesn't love you,

Cursing yourself for being the fuddu 2;

Really hoping he would come back,

Take control and buy yourself a Jack.

Planning to jump from the roof,

Claiming the world to be bevakoof 3;

Questioning life's purpose and meaning,

Take a step back and do some deep cleaning.

Had a terrible fight with Papa and Mummy,

Threatening to run away on your Bajaj Sunny 4;

They don't like your clothes, hair or tattoo plans,

Relax - these are all just adult pangs.

Failed a year or just an exam,

Denying yourself any and all araam 5;

Hoping you would have studied more,

Live a little and don't be a complete bore.

Found sleeping in your own puke on the sadak 6,
Designated driver gives you one slap - kadak 7;
Regretting all the alcohol and drugs,
Trust me you won't remember the next time you go glug-glug.

Annoyed with your boss's inability to use a computer,
Silently murmuring khote da putar 8;
Determined to quit and follow your dream,
Check the loan statement and carpe diem.

Life is hard and has sorrow,
But don't pity yourself and badte chalo 9;
In life there is more promise and happiness,
Lets cheer up and not depress.

Dedicated to our sad and lonely days.

Song : Lazy Lad - Ghanchakar 

Footnotes :
1 : Paap means sin in Hindi
2 : Fuddu is a slang word for dumb and foolish
3 : Bevakoof means stupid in Hindi
4 : Bajaj Sunny is a type of scooter that was manufactured by Bajaj Auto.
5 : Araam means to relax in Hindi
6: Sadak means road in Hindi
7 : Kadak means tight/strong in Hindi
8 : Khote da putar means son of stupid in Punjabi
9 : Badte Chalo means to continue moving forward in Hindi 


Don't stress, you don't want to look like this :